Born Naughty - Channel 4, 8pm.
Who'd be a parent? Well if you think yours, or your niece/nephew, are bad, tonight you can sit back and count your lucky stars that they only tried to colour the cat with chalk because the children in this documentary.... well, just look at the face on your man above. Born Naughty follows Dr. Dawn Harper & Dr. Ravi Jayaram as they meet parents who can't control their children with them attempting to identify whether the child just needs more discipline or if they have an undiagnosed medical condition. Tonight we meet Theo whose mother tries to control his difficult behaviour politely and Honey who is a child that has more fury than Mad Max on Fury Road.
Home of the Year: The Final - RTE 1, 8.30pm
If RTE were hoping that this would fill the 'Room To Improve' shaped hole we all have in our lives, they were wrong because the national love for Dermot and Patricia is a special kind of love. The judges on this show, which has already been on for 7 weeks, are a bit hard to warm to; not because they're posh, we're not poshist here, but..... the disdain they have have for some things grates harder than a chef in a pizzeria. What ever about the judges, we have seen 21 wonderful houses of every shape, size and concept from all around Ireland and tonight we get to see who the overall victor is and immediately think about doing home renovation before you make a cup of tea and forget about it all.
The Secret World of Tinder - Channel 4, 10pm
Tinder has only been around for two years but it is so apart of the zeitgeist that a documentary has been made about it. We all hear the stories about people who 'totally met on Tinder, swear....' but the success stories are few and far between. You're more likely to get screen grabs from friends about the guy wearing a gimp mask who wants you to put a nappy on him. No judgement. This programme looks at the app that wants us all to believe that love is just a right swipe away. It's worth watching just for the man who has asked out more than 15,000 people; you'd be wreaked.
Set your recorder for: Inglorious Basterds - More 4, 10pm.
Any Tarantino fan worth his weight in pigs blood will have watched this movie a few times. Also, it's fierce handy to have a good movie on the DVR for those days when the DVD's and iPad are just too far away. It follows a group of Jewish- American soldiers whose sole mission in Europe is to kill every Nazi that crosses their path barring none. Does that not sound appetising? Michael Fassbender's in it, ok....
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