Even if you are, I have the programme that might put tomorrow's English paper into perspective.
An Hour To Save Your Life - BBC2, 9pm.
Now, this I find fascinating. Not just because I'm more than a little attached to medical dramas, the kind where people shift in elevators while Snow Patrol/ Damien Rice/ Bell X1/ Gemma Hayes plays in the background, but because we get to see the thought processes that may save or kill a person. This new series looks the critical hour in emergency care a patient receives from the moment the 999 call is placed. Now, my thoughts here are: how quickly do the cameras get to the patients or are there film crews hanging around the streets of Britain just hoping someone gets into an accident?
Tonight we see a cyclist who is in cardiac arrest after an accident, an 11 year old gets hit by a car and doctors try to stop a patient from bleeding to death. The bloody drama, lads... the Leaving Cert has nothing on this.
Skyfall - ITV2, 8pm
The bank holiday film fare was pretty poor last night - Taken 2... ahh come on. So, if you think you were cheated, Skyfall is a pretty good way to rectify the situation. I don't have to tell you what it's about, do I..... I mean, it's James Bond but even if you're not a James Bond fan, the Sam Mendes/ Daniel Craig incarnation is pretty special. The above scene between Daniel Craig as Bond and Javier Bardem as Silva is both menacing, sexy and gas.
In tangential Bond news, Judi Dench posed kinda nude with a lobster recently to raise awareness for the manner in which fish are caught and their sustainability which I think is bloody marvellous, actually, because we are destroying the seas with our hunger for sushi and being all around dirty feckers. You can find out more about the Fishlove campaign here.
The Walking Dead - RTE2, 10.50pm
It's the second episode of the new season and no, the gang still haven't managed to have a shower but it's coming, I can feel it. I'm almost as interested in seeing them in sweat free clothes as I am in the story. Daryl and Carol are being their usual selves - legends - when they spot a car similar to the one that kidnapped Beth and take off after it without so much as leaving a note. Rick, shockingly, is suspicious of a priest they have taken refuge with.
Set Your Recorder for: The Woman Who Woke Up Chinese - BBC1, 11.15pm (REPEAT)
What you read is what you get with this one; In 2010, Sarah Colwill from Plymouth went to hospital because she was suffering from severe migraines - or so she thought. When Sarah woke up, her local accent was gone to be replaced by... yup, she now sounds Chinese. Can you imagine going around, all the time, sounding like some b**tard who thinks saying 'me love you laaaaaaang time' as a Westerner is HILARIOUS. Nightmare. Sarah has foreign accent syndrome and tonight we see how people react to her as she tries to work out why this happened.
Leaving Cert fear? I'm right here.
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