Victoria Beckham famously revealed she called husband David 'Goldenballs' on Parkinson. Something he was so happy with, he went off and didn't have an affair with Rebecca Loos.
Nicknames aren't just for the plebeian masses. Prince Phillip has a nickname for The Queen of England and a whole other bunch of places. The man who likes his foot to remain firmly in his mouth calls Queen Elizabeth 'cabbage'. Yes, he has nicknamed his wife after a vegetable so pungent it can clear out entire houses. I'm rather partial to it myself.
This morning on The Ray Foley Show, we found out the nicknames you have for your luuver and visa versa.
Some of the texts we got from you guys:
I call my fella ladyboy when he annoys me. Emma, Portmarnock
My wife Jackie is......Jockstrap!
Cheese tits - Why? For the love of God, why?
Sugar tits - not for a Sunday in front of the in-laws, presumably.
My husband calls me “Rum Belly Chelley” whenever we go for a couple of drinks. Michelle in Clondalkin - we've all been there, Michelle.
Hi all. My nick name for the hubby would simple be Bollox pronounced like gateaux for radio! Melanie
I get called monkey feet by my partner and I call him monkey face. Ger in Heuston
Hi we call a lad in work 18 months, because he's missing the top of one ear (18 months = ear and a half) - bravo lads, bravo.
I call my wife Ruth me horror. She went mental the first time but she’s used to it now. Keith in Walkinstown - Can't understand why she didn't like that at all, Keith....
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