Footballer and revelation are two words that go hand in hand but I'm not sure you're ready for Wayne Rooney's jelly on this front - no he hasn't been sleeping with people that aren't his wife again. He's a poet and likes to write stanzas to his wife Colleen.
I know, it's not something I can quite get my head around so Ray, JP and I decided to delve a little deeper. What would Wayne write about? would he use Iambic Pentameter? Is rhyming couplets or free-verse more this thing?
We threw caution to the wind and channeled the bejaysus out of the footballer.....
Welcome to Wayne Rooney Poetry Corner:
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