Sleep walking is an excuse that has been used many a night at a house party when the fella or girl you like is sleeping in the room beside you and you end up in there.... in a non-creepy, sexual predator way, of course.
'Oh, I'm so sorry, I must have been sleep walking when I came back from the jacks....' and you hope that the least smooth move in the world actually works. If not, get the hell out of there, stick with the sleep walking story and pretend you don't remember anything. Again, to reiterate, this is a non-threatening, non-sexual predator move.
It turns out that 40% of Irish men sleepwalk. Two of the biggest triggers from sleep walking are sleep deprivation and alcohol.
Now, if you're strolling around the house on auto-pilot after a few jars, apparently, according to 98FM listeners, there can be only one result; pissing anywhere but the toilet.
Listen below to hear from 98FM's pissy pants':
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