Next week, Alan Sugar will be back on the TV exhaling loudly, flailing his hands and looking at people as though they are too idiotic to take their own pants down to go to the toilet. Yes, The Apprentice is still going and the contestants... well, they're getting worse, aren't they?
There seems to be no sense of reality with any of these people. I worry if some of them can use a calculator but they have the sort of confidence that makes Miley Cyrus look like a quivering mess.
One of the candidates this year, Richard Woods pictured below, says his only regret is that he wasn't a millionaire by the age of 30. That's a rounded individual you want in your life. Woods goes on to say that he's "the swiss army knife of bouncy skills. I've got everything highly tuned and highly chiseled."
I swear ta gad, do these people not have any friends?
This morning, we decided to put ourselves up for Alan Sugar's Apprentice.
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