Look at Liam there, awful angry but put the gun down love. Do you think he was accosted by a cyclists on a footpath, or is pissed that there's a bad mid-week movie on or was someone talking on the phone while being served at a till? This sort of crap can make the most reasonable person angry and now we have a definitive list of thing that make us Irish angry.
'In The Name of Jaysus! Stuff The Drives Irish People Around The Bend' by Colin Murphy and Brendan O'Reilly wants you to know you're not alone when your blood boils over the everyday things in life and from what I've read, they've hit the nail on the head.
1.) The NCT failing your car for something pathetic - even seeing the acronym NCT makes me angry. My old car, which I no longer own, was brought for a test a month ago and failed. Apparently it was something to do with the breaks. I was all worried about my old car, it had been so good to me. What had this new evil owner done to it? The new owner - a friend of mine - is as skeptical about the NCT as I so brought it back without doing anything and, guess what; IT PASSED. NCT = ANGER.
2.) Bad imitations of the Irish accent - sometimes it's a cross between a hobbit and a pirate; sometimes it's like someone is getting a stick shoved up their bum over and over and is surprised by it. WE DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
3.) People Moaning about the heat when we've had approximately 7 hours of sunshine - Our national past time, giving out about the weather but is there every those time when you're on Dollymount strand and you just want to shake the persons shouting loudly, 'NO, IT'S JUST TOO HOT, WE'RE NOT MADE FOR THIS WEATHER.' Yeah, me too. Lets just go with it, k.
