Eleanor Tiernan has taken it upon herself to sort the Irish out, as a collective. That is some task, gargantuan you may say.
Eleanor is the project manager of the 'National Identity Management Agency' and she want you to sit on her couch at The Tiger Dublin Fringe.
Muireann caught up with her to have a chat about what is wrong with us all.
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Good luck, Eleanor. I feel better all ready.
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