Ed Sheeran is the male Adele. Let's look at it:
- ok first one is easy, they're both English.
- It appears that they can do no wrong.
- They have charted EVERYWHERE with their last albums
- They can release singles without doing any promotion and get to No.1. Adelle just stopped leaving her house by the time the 4th single from 21 was released. She probably just sat around, being chill and eating cheese.* What a woman.
- Both Adelle and Ed are sound out.
I could go on but that's enough unscientific proof that they are the same person with different bits.
Ed Sheeran has a new song out with Rudimental that was co-written by Gary Lightbody and Johnny McDaid of Snow Patrol and produced by half legend/ half bear, Rick Rubin. It's called Bloodstream and is about the time that, ahem, Ed took a certain substance in Ibiza and no, it wasn't solpadine.
What do you think? Deadly or Dump it?
*Wishful thinking on my part.
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