That is a picture of Colin Farrell line dancing. I swear, it is... hold on...
Now do you believe me?
Colin used to make his living touring around the country as part of a dance troop - and he has never lived it down. It's been brought up on almost every talk show he's been on from Ellen to The Late Late, Jimmy Fallon to Graham Norton but I don't think that he should have to suffer alone.
This morning we outed other celebrities and their slightly off center hobbies in the well known game Popular People's Past-time Poems - you know the game, always playing it at Christmas I'm sure.
Ray was bloody brilliant but my rhymes threw JP off kilter. He always beat me at stuff so I'm delighted. Wanna have a go?
Poem 1:
He's shaken not stirred
And has never erred
When eating the flames
That would give me pains.
This actor from Eire
Needs to be aware(ah)*
NAME THE HOBBY AND CELEBRITY.
*I know I'm stretching here.
Poem 2
While sexy vampires may be her scene
She was quite the writing queen
Before she was famous
She could entertain us
With prize winning stories
That gave her some glories
You'd be at her beck and call,
This English rose belongs at a ball.
NAME THE HOBBY AND CELEBRITY.
Poem 3
If a clown she wanted to be
This person could afford the fee
To happily attend their college
Safe in the certain knowledge
No vampires or wolves would find her
Because she left all that behind her
And that was assured most publically
When she shifted her boss behind a tree.
NAME THE HOBBY AND CELEBRITY.
