Dear god, our EYES!
Everyone's talking about Des Cahill's performance on Dancing With the Stars last night.
As part of the movies-themed week, Des and his professional dance partner Karen Byrne dressed up as Austin Powers and Vanessa Kensington from the hit 1997 film.
Now, we're sure Des won't mind us saying this, bless him, but his dancing is awful. Ten out of ten for effort and all but jaysus the footwork is atrocious.
Of course that makes him one of the most popular contestants and last night's performance was positively legendary.
We'll never forget the sight of Karen lying on top of him doing the swimming move as Des slid across the floor on his bum.
The judges awarded him 14 points. You'd think that's marked out of 100. Alas, no it's out of a maximum of 30 points.
Thalia Heffernan scored 20 but was kicked out of the competition after the public votes were counted.