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The Top 10 Best Penguin Bar Jokes

Nessa Dinneen
Nessa Dinneen

03:16 25 Apr 2024


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Did you know that the 25th April is also known as 'World Penguin Day'?

This day is significant because it coincides with the start of the northern migration of a certain breed of penguins. 

And what better day to discuss the jokes on the back of Penguin chocolate bars!

McVitie’s, the company behind the delicious snack, have asked the public to vote for the funniest joke found on the back of their Penguin snacks, which first launched in 1932. 

More than 73% of those surveyed said they always read the jokes on their Penguin bars, and 92% revealed the jokes make them smile. 

TOP 10 PENGUIN BAR JOKES:

  1. What was the name of the Emperor Penguin? Julius Freezer
  2. Why can’t penguins fly? Because they are chocolate biscuits
  3. Why do penguins wear glasses? To help their ice-sight!
  4. What do you call 500 penguins in Trafalgar Square? Lost!
  5. Why can’t penguins play football? Because there’s snowball
  6. How does a penguin build its house?
  7. How do penguins get around? On a b-icicle
  8. What’s black, white, and red all over?
  9. Why do penguins stay in pairs?  Freezer crowd
  10. Why are penguins good racing car drivers? 

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