For the love of God shut up and take our money.
A garden shed company claims to have produced the worlds first spider-proof shed.
It boasts toughened glass windows, silicone sealed joints and timber impregnated with natural insect repellent.
Designers say the structure is guaranteed to keep the terrifying type of spiders that lodge themselves in the darkest corners of sheds at bay.
Tiger sheds came up with the idea after it emerged that 25 per cent of people are too scared to venture into their shed for fear of spiders.
It's available for around €2,800.
Now if only they could master spider-proof homes.
