Bacon Scented Underwear are now a thing.
The world's first underwear that looks and smells like bacon has arrived. Each pair is hand crafted in America to offer the support of briefs, the freedom of boxer... and wait for it ... "the smell of breakfast cooking in your pants."
We've checked and these really are a product available to order and wear. J&D's Foods, makers of Bacon Salt, are behind the unique pair of jocks and say they are, "marrying the ultimate in comfort and cured meat".
They've apparently stolen a state of the art moisture-wicking, scent emission technology from NASA to get the smell of bacon into the fabric of the briefs. They come in both male and female varieties.
They do come with a few warnings though:
• J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear is not recommended for people in the following professions: mail carriers, zookeepers, veterinarians, dog catchers and walkers, and circus performers (especially lion tamers).
• If you have a large dog with razor sharp teeth, please do not fall asleep in J&D's Bacon Scented Underwear.
• If you are hiking in the woods where bears are known to roam, please do not wear Bacon Scented Underwear without also carrying a firearm.
If you fancy getting yourself a pair you can do so here.
